
Not a cutting board. A shrine to your team.
For the fan whose whole living room is team colors. Whose Sundays are sacred. Who bleeds their team's colors and wants everyone who walks into their house to know it. Hand-poured walnut and epoxy, one board at a time — built by a kid in his garage who bet on himself before anyone else did.
FAQs
Are these boards limited edition?
Are these boards limited edition?
Every board is made to order and no two are identical — the walnut grain, live edge shape, and resin flow are different every single time. I take a limited number of orders at a time because each one requires days of hands-on work. Once a batch is full, new orders go to the next window.
How long does it take to make each board?
How long does it take to make each board?
48–72 hours of active production spread across multiple days. Cutting the walnut, pouring the resin, 24+ hours of curing, multiple rounds of sanding, then a final finish coat. The resin curing alone cannot be rushed. Current lead time is 3–4 weeks from order date
Can I request a custom team or design?
Can I request a custom team or design?
Right now I offer the teams shown on the site. Each board's epoxy color and embedded design are matched specifically to that team — nothing is random. If there is enough demand for a team I haven't built yet, I'll add it. Reach out and let me know what you're looking for.